So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
why is half of my head shaved?
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