The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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