STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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