I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
