Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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