I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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