Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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