i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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