Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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