Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Nicole vs. Life
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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