i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
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i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
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the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Iβm going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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