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I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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