Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I cut my penus on the lid.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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