There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
