i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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