Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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