Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
this boner is exhausting
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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