Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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