She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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