just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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