Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
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