Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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