and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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