From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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