im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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