I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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