I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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