Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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