There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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