Soap is not a condiment
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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