you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I just had sex on a roof
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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