white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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