I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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