im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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