oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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