; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
