Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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