I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Randomize
