Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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