I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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