I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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