I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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