Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm drive I can fine osifer
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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