if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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