butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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