He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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