just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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