He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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