is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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