Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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