woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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