you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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