awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I am available for nakedness
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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