if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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